Assad Signals Move to U.S., Politics

Could all of M’Lord Willard’s bailout bashing be just a cover? He and his wife, Ann, personally gained at least $15.3 million from the bailout, while Rmoney’s most important Wall Street donors made more than $4 billion. Their gains, and the Romneys’, were astronomical—more than 3,000 percent on their investment.

Charles Pierce’s excellent description of  Sen. Scott Brown’s (R-MA) latest incredible gaffe in his campaign against Elizabeth Warren: “There is shooting yourself in the foot. Then, there is shooting yourself in the foot, cutting off the foot, placing it upon your head, and then shooting yourself in the foot and in the head simultaneously“. Warren  looks to be up by 8 points or so, last I checked.

The Big Gay Gestapo? Bryan Fischer of the AFA is all butthurt because CNN wouldn’t let him spout his Big Gay Hatred about the “Mix it Up” school event.

Tonight the air is filled not only with the hugenormous dust plume blowing down from Nebraska, but with the foetid odor of morally bankrupt GOP apparatchiks:

Rep. Peter King (R-NY) sets a new standard of belligerent stupidity, breaking the record set by M’lord Willard of Rmoney two days ago, by speaking these words: ” I think the president’s conduct and his behavior on this issue has been shameful. And — first of all, as far as it being an act of terror, the president was almost four minutes into his statement on September 12th before he mentioned an act of terror”. Damn, those Evil-Doers could have boiled themselves an egg while waiting to be mentioned!!!   Representative Peter King, go fuck yourself. That is all.

Rep. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) describes his childhood thus: “It didn’t feel like we were poor, but we always qualified for free school lunch and those kinds of things”. In 2004, Flake and just 4 other members of Congress voted against reauthorizing funding for child nutrition programs. He has also steadfastly opposed even recognizing the importance of school lunch programs over the years, voting against Congressional resolutions celebrating the School Breakfast Program and the Child and Adult Care Food Program, which provides food assistance in daycare for low-income families. Most recently, he refused to express support for “the goals and ideals of the National School Lunch Program.” I wonder if he said ‘thank you’ for the free lunches he enjoyed but is now denying the other needy kids? Representative Jeff Flake, go fuck yourself. That is all.

Rep. Joe Walsh (R-IL) loves the idea of Bosses trying to intimidate employees into voting for his party:  “Spread the word! If you run, own or manage a company, tell your employees! What was the CEO this week that said, if Obama is reelected, I may have to let all of you go next year? If Obama’s reelected, if the Democrats take Congress, I may not be able to cover your health insurance next year. If there’s ever a year where people who run, manage, or own their companies are going to energize their employees, it better be this year”. This, from a recently reformed wealthy deadbeat dadRepresentative Joe Walsh, go fuck yourself. That is all.

Colin Small, a voter registration supervisor employed by a subcontractor for the Republican Party of Virginia, has been arrested after a citizen spotted him throwing away a bag of completed voter registration forms on the last day for voter registration. He has been arrested and charged with four counts of destruction of voter registration applications, eight counts of disclosure of voter registration application, and one count of obstruction of justice. Happily, the forms were delivered to the Rockingham County registrar just hours before the registration deadline, but this fucker doesn’t deserve to be an  American any more. Colin Small, go fuck yourself. That is all.

The charity that operates a soup kitchen in northeastern Ohio has faced an exodus of donors ever since vice presidential candidate Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) staged a bogus photo-op, pretending to help the shelter by washing already clean pots,  on the premises. “It appears to be a substantial amount,” Brian Antal, president of the Mahoning County St. Vincent De Paul Society in Youngstown, told The Huffington Post. “You can rest assured there has been a substantial backlash.” Trust me, it’s Republicans punishing the shelter charity for complaining about being used as a set for “Ol’ Dead-Eyes” to play-act like a caring human being. Representative Paul Ryan, you utter prick, go fuck yourself. That is all.

Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential nominee M’Lord Mittens of Rmoney on Thursday said that her husband and sons had not joined the U.S. military but had found “different ways of serving” by going on religious missions in France, England, Australia and Chile as part of their obligation to the Mormon church. The candidate’s wife explained that Mormon missions were like military service in that “you’re going outside of yourself, you’re working and you’re helping others. And it changes you”. Oh, the service provided by suckering people into a weirdo cult changes you? Gee, I’d assumed that Mittens was always a fucking soulless sociopath, who coincidentally went on to breed with a woman that is totally full of dancing horse-shit. The whole freakish pack of Romneys, go fuck yourselves. That is all.

Rebels display a nice collection of cluster bombs dropped on villages by Syrian warplanes that Assad’s regime absolutely did not know a thing about, honest! Turkey has again fired on Syrian targets in retaliation for Syrian shells hitting Turkish territory.

Assad has continued his indiscriminate shelling and air-strikes on civilian areas, but has pledged to step down and seek asylum in the United States if forced out by the rebels. When asked what he plans to do here if forced to flee his own country, Assad replied “I plan to join the GOP to and run  for Governor in either Arizona or New Jersey, depending on polling now being conducted by Crossroads GPS (a conservative PAC).  I’m shopping for houses in both states just to keep my options open on residency requirements”.


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