Does the Tooth Fairy Drive a Jeep?

Military spending put to good use: the Navy is sending three helicopter carriers to aid New England rescue and relief efforts.

No, I didn’t make this up to be funny: Michael “Brownie” Brown, Dubya’s former FEMA head, wants to criticize Obama’s prompt response to Hurricane Sandy… for being too quick.  Some people just aren’t satisfied with the level of disdain that history already shows them, I guess. Heckofa disgrace, Brownie!

The cop said ‘Let me show you what happens to people who do not listen to the police’, then he tasered a 10-year-old for not cleaning his car.  What, a whole three days of suspension?? IT’S TYRANNY!!!!

If Tucker Carlson got an enema, how much of him would be left? Would it be like a vampire hit with holy water, just a stupid bow tie sitting on top of a pile of ashes, or what?

Whackos of every stripe have taken credit/placed blame for Hurricane Sandy. You got your HAARP nut-jobs. You got your pro-Assad/Iranian jackaloons. I’m just waiting for the Tooth Fairy faction to pipe up. Jeez!

Speaking of fairy stories, have you heard the one about Chrysler sending Jeep production to China?

“I saw a story today that one of the great manufacturers in this state, Jeep, now owned by the Italians, is thinking of moving all production to China,” the Republican presidential nominee proclaimed.

Yeah? Well, you know that it’s not true, right? Good. Some people have called this type of thing  “F-You” level dishonesty. I disagree: it’s a ‘FUCK ROMNEY, fuck him roughly, right in his magic shorts-wearing asshole’ kind of lie. He’s an utter douchenozzle.

M’Lord Willard has an entire page at Politifact devoted to his outright lies, and they just keep coming! There is at least one blog devoted entirely to his inability to tell the truth. Seriously, the day he says that the sky is blue you’d best be checking what color it actually is.

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