Do Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well

Shocking report from The Onion: Widening Petraeus Scandal Reveals Human Race Has Been Having Sex For 200,000 Years! Oh, no! You mean Mom… and Dad…?

Do NOT mess with Russian grannies! This one killed an attacking wolf with her bare hands… and an axe. No, she will not bake you cookies now.

Beachcomber has an interesting entry on tales of a Native American vampire legend… the kind that drinks your blood and cooks your guts!

Okay, show of hands. Who is surprised that the Tea Party cry-babies signing secession petitions are being snuggled by neo-nazis and klansmen? Anyone ever think they weren’t??? As of yesterday, eight of the petitions (Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Louisiana, North Carolina, Tennessee and Texas) had reached the 25,000 signature level, for all the good that does.

And, no, Texas doesn’t have a special right to secede. That’s total bullshit and right-wank spew. Remember that Civil War thing from school? That’s how secession happens and that’s how secession ends.

You know, the suckiest thing about climate change might be the potential for eradicating the world’s supply of coffee and chocolate. Yes, you heard that right. Concerned now?

Just when you think they can’t get any crazier, they raise the bar again. Mother Jones reports “Top Georgia GOP Lawmakers Host Briefing on Secret Obama Mind-Control Plot“. To summarize the high points: the evil secret Kenyan Svengali is using mind-control to force Americans to accept a United Nations-run communist dictatorship. Includes special bonus chart: (almost) every Obama conspiracy! Don’t be ashamed, Georgia, just let your freak flag fly!


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2 Responses to “Do Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well”

  1. Todd Roper Says:

    Tejas can split into 4 or 5 states to increase their Senator count though….

    • offlogic Says:

      I’ve read that argument (which would really fuck up everything) except Article IV, Section 3 of the U.S. Constitution already specifically provided for the formation of new states through the junction or division of existing states:
      New states may be admitted by the Congress into this union; but no new states shall be formed or erected within the jurisdiction of any other state; nor any state be formed by the junction of two or more states, or parts of states, without the consent of the legislatures of the states concerned as well as of the Congress.

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