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Cats, don’t trust them—

Nobody trusts the Assad regime when it says it would never think of using chemical weapons on it’s own citizens. A lot of people are worried abut heightened activities around Syrian chemical weapons sites. Cornered rat much?

Britain and France have both summoned Israeli ambassadors in protest at Israel’s decision to approve the construction of 3,000 new homes in the West Bank and East Jerusalem. What? Me 1967 borders?

Will wonders never cease? Oklahoma GOP Representative Tom Cole says investigate the Iraq WMD claims before attacking Susan Rice on Benghazi.

ZOMG!!! I’ll never say LOL again!!! Those sneaky satanic bounders! Lucifer Our Lord!  Worship the Fallen!

Another zombie attack, this time in Ontario, Canada.

Well, that’s something you don’t see every day: a public health warning about a vampire on the loose in a Serbian village.

“Your call is very important to us…”: Catholic Church sets up a exorcist hot-line.  Have your credit card ready.

The Daily Fail is late reporting on the Counter-Electronics High Power Microwave Advanced Missile Project (CHAMP), a drone-based HERF weapon system for dudding electronics. It’s an awesome development described in an infantile way by Britain’s #1 choice for fish-wrapping. Green tentacles for the lolz!

An American company called Microzap presents a microwave treatment for bread that keeps it mold-free for 60 days. Does it work on vampires or zombies?

We’ll be getting a NASA update on the Curiosity rover later today, so the guessing game can end.

Nepalese bio-gas initiative is helping restore their once faltering forests.

Evicting a kung-fu expert involves certain risks if he doesn’t want to leave. Mob of 50 Chinese thugs bested by father and son.

Heavily armed Karl Rove spotted at top of Electoral College clock tower. Take cover!!!!

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