Ringing the Bell-Curve

The state of the State: Rep. James Lankford of Oklahoma City explains to a concerned constituent that welfare moms are the architects of all Evil. Next question: aren’t they both overlooking the threat that fluoridation poses to our Precious Bodily Fluids?

From the “No I’m NOT Making This Up” Department, a Republican lawmaker in New Mexico introduced a bill on Wednesday that would legally require victims of rape to carry their pregnancies to term in order to use the fetus as evidence for a sexual assault trial. Scarier than it is Stupid?

No welfare for wackos? Georgia residents have begun canceling their donations to Georgia Public Broadcasting after news reports revealed that former Republican state senator Chip Rogers (R)— who believes the United Nations is planning to turn the U.S. into a communist dictatorship using mind control — is heading a new initiative to tell the story of Georgia businesses on public radio… at a salary higher than the governor’s.

On Tuesday Rep. Paul Braun (R-JesusJesusJesusland) told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution: “I think the only Constitution that Barack Obama upholds is the Soviet constitution, not this one. He has no concept of this one, though he claimed to be a constitutional lawyer”. The comedy that passes for comity these days.

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