The dog that didn’t bark

Rep. Louis Gohmert is a boundless source of pure comedy gold. More than just a little ‘thick’, he’s an outright dumbass. One day it’s his fairy-tale thinking on computer security, the next it’s his complete inability to understand ads in Gmail.

After the passage of I-502 in Washington state, it became legal for persons of drinking age to carry up to an ounce of cannabis… and that changes the constitutional status of a dog sniff. K-9s are heading to the re-education camps!

That master of the macabre, Stephen King, has penned another earnest plea for sanity in the debate on gun safety.

WASHINGTON—Federal, state, and local law enforcement officials are reportedly on high alert today after a group of dangerous sociopaths entered the chambers of Congress, posing what sources are calling “an extreme risk” to the U.S. federal government and the nation at large.

An NYU student has invented a vegetable polymer based gel that stops bleeding instantly. This looks like the universal sci-fi insta-bandage that we’ve all been waiting for!

Adult film actor Harry Reems has died at age 65. He is best known for his co-starring role in “Deep Throat”.

Don’t tear off your ears to escape this: Donny&Marie cover Steely Dan, circa 1978:


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