Even Aliens are feeling the sequester pinch!

How wrong I was! I thought Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann was under investigation for misappropriating money from her PAC and refusing to pay campaign workers the wages she owed them. Thank goodness for Glenn Beck for putting it in terms of the Big Picture, part of a larger, more sinister conspiracy… or is that just something else he pulled out of his ass?

Goblin Books reminds us: Everyone Knows A Gay Person. Everyone Knows A Conservative.

The Hindus of India celebrated Holi, the Festival of Colors, today. Here’s a photo series from the BBC.

An  Idaho high school science teacher is under investigation for using the word “vagina” during a biology lesson. Yes, four parents complained. No, the school board didn’t tell them to STFU like it should have.

On Earth Day 2010, the Deepwater Horizon offshore drilling rig sank, creating on of the worst oil spills in history. By exposing the root causes of the oil spill and what really happened after the news cameras left the Gulf states, filmmakers Josh and Rebecca Tickell uncovered a vast network of corruption. Watch “The Big Fix” movie to get all the sordid details.

There’s a new aerogel in town, made from graphene. At 0.16 milligrams per cubic centimeter, it is only twice as dense as  hydrogen. It will also preferentially absorb 900 times  its weight in oil (but not water), perhaps useful when cleaning up oil spills.

How does it feel to be brainwashed by a cult?

A California creationist is offering a $10,000 challenge to anyone who can prove to a judge that science contradicts the literal interpretation of the book of Genesis.

There was drama at Manor Hotel in Bulawayo after a woman who had collapsed during sex and was presumed to be dead revived in a coffin.

Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that spring would come early“, the Butler County (OH) Prosecutor Mike Gmoser had charged. Now he say he has ” really serious work to do in Butler County” and has dropped the matter. “I’m kind of done with animal cases,” Gmoser said. “Maybe another prosecutor can go after the Easter Bunny.”

There is a memo written in 1950 to J. Edgar Hoover that is one of the FBI’s hottest properties. It concerned the crash of some flying saucers.

The White House says that alien shape-shifter bodyguards are just too costly in this era of budgetary austerity. “I can’t confirm the claims made in this video[below], but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,” wrote Caitlin Hayden, the chief spokeswoman for the National Security Council. “I’d refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details.” So they won’t actually deny it!!! PROOF!!!!

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