We Hold These Truths to Be Self-Evident!

Happy birthday, America, and just in time for the 4th: Egypt’s armed forces overthrew elected Islamist President Mohamed Mursi on Wednesday and announced a political transition with the support of a wide range of political, religious and youth leaders. Will a coup by the military leave Egypt better off than it’s first ever democratically elected yet autocratic  government? Only time will tell! Good luck, fellahs!

The ISS crew gets to take the 4th off! In the past, some astronauts have reported seeing fireworks shot from the ground from their posts in space! Oooh! Ahhh!

How Science Helped Write the Declaration of Independence.

Douglas C. Engelbart, inventor of the computer mouse, is dead at the age of 88.

Southern states continue to push themselves deeper into poverty by dancing to the GOP’s tune.

Ponce De Leon never searched for the Fountain of Youth. So how did this myth even get its start? It was a political smear written after his death.

Glenn Beck is still pretty sure Obamacare is the work of Satan; in other news, Satan disavows any association with Glenn Beck, noting “That guy’s just a crazy liar!”

While the mainstream media made sure to report with exclamations and gasps that traces of marijuana were found in Trayvon Martin’s system on the night that he was killed, many outlets failed to report that his killer, George Zimmerman, also had mind-altering drugs in his system.

Eric Berger – “I had the ‘Bigfoot DNA’ tested in a highly reputable lab. Here’s what I found“.

Professional police save cities money:

Everyone say happy birthday to Tom Cruise the crazy Scientologist. He turned 51 (in Xenu years) today!

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